A nice gift at 738 miles

"whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder) 08/29/2016 at 21:03 • Filed to: Honda

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I’m currently house sitting. I get home from work and decide to take the parent’s Ridgeline for a quick trip to the store for dinner stuffs. Then this happens...

The EPS warning is just one of many messages that were popping up on screen:

Every vehicle I’ve been behind the wheel of since Friday have developed new problems. My Audi has developed a misfire, my Infiniti has a bad camshaft position sensor (hopefully) and now the parent’s Ridgeline is on the fritz.

WTF

Under_Score > whoarder is tellurium 08/29/2016 at 21:16

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It’s a Honda. It shouldn’t be acting like that.

Nibby > whoarder is tellurium 08/29/2016 at 21:18

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Can you drive my sister’s car? She has a Prius and she hates it too.

whoarder is tellurium > Nibby 08/29/2016 at 21:20

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That could be arranged. We’ll need to find some empty parking lots with ample room to tray slide.

whoarder is tellurium > Under_Score 08/29/2016 at 21:26

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It hit VTEC too hard.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > whoarder is tellurium 08/29/2016 at 21:45

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What does the top one on the right mean? You also appear to have a light telling you that you got in a crash.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > whoarder is tellurium 08/29/2016 at 21:49

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Hold on.... you need to drive my friends b5. It’s run too well lately.

whoarder is tellurium > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/29/2016 at 21:55

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Top right light is the road departure system malfunction light.

That other one does infact relate to a car crash, as it is the “Collision Mitigation Braking System” malfunction light.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > whoarder is tellurium 08/29/2016 at 21:55

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There are times I think new cars are getting too complicated for their own good, despite how much I still love many of them...

whoarder is tellurium > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 08/29/2016 at 21:56

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Agreed. I bet it is one module or data feed that has taken down the whole deal.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > whoarder is tellurium 08/29/2016 at 22:07

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So you basically figured out how to kill all the nannies.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > whoarder is tellurium 08/29/2016 at 22:13

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That gauge cluster looks disturbingly small and cheap for such an expensive and large new vehicle.

whoarder is tellurium > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/29/2016 at 22:21

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Some of that is the fisheye effect of my phone’s camera. Although, the center screen could be bigger.

The rest of the interior is actually quite nice, but at the end of the day it is still a Honda.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > whoarder is tellurium 08/29/2016 at 22:22

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That's actually not a bad thing for a truck.

DynamicWeight > whoarder is tellurium 08/30/2016 at 12:23

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Sucks when something brand new has issues. But honestly, as someone in the testing industry, it’s to be expected. Companies try to test it all out before it gets to customers but it’s practically impossible to do so.